KISSLETOE

You came back from college
 Swearing that you'd made a mistake
 If Virginia is for lovers
 Why haven't you been on a date?
 It's just you and me now
 And a couple of our hometown friends
 But I ain't here to see them
 'Tis the fucking season
 
 You say you don't kiss
 Under the mistletoe with anyone
 It's an out-of-date tradition
 For lonely people to fake love
 So why do I feel so alive?
 When I'm kissing you
 Under the mistletoe
 On Christmas night
 Whiskey in a teacup
 Lipstick on the edge while you talk
 It's like you painted Boulder
 White snow on the reddest of rocks
 I'm usually the one who
 Can't get behind this holiday shit
 But now I got a reason
 'Tis the fucking season
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 You say you don't kiss
 Under the mistletoe with anyone
 It's an out-of-date tradition
 For lonely people to fake love
 So why do I feel so alive?
 When I'm kissing you
 Under the mistletoe
 On Christmas night
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 Whatever you've been looking for
 Is hanging underneath the doorway
 Here we are just standing face to face
 You say you don't kiss
 Under the mistletoe with anyone
 It's an out-of-date tradition
 For lonely people to fake love
 So why do I feel so alive?
 When I'm kissing you
 Under the mistletoe
 On Christmas night