Stalker

[Intro]
 "You again" - "Are you following me?"
 "Why no, I'm stalking you"
 [scratching]
 From a distance I desired her
 Se-secretly admired her
 [scratching]
 From a distance I desired her
 Se-secretly admired her
 [Verse 1]
 I stroll through the mall
 Runnin' my finger along the wall
 I just left a restroom stall
 Got a strange way of movin'
 Strange way of dressin'
 Strange way of makin' a, good first impression
 Memphis only jacket, unidentified packet
 Sunglasses, jeans wash was acid, newspaper in the back
 I also got a dagger strapped to my leg
 but who knows what I'm gonna do with that
 A sick fuck without employment
 Hankerin' in every single shopping center for my own enjoyment
 I checkin' out a girl that's fly
 She's workin' at the mack make-up counter next to Best Buy
 Waitin' by the elevator, tryna look busy
 So I can figure out what I'm gonna tell her later
 First time I met her I didn't really bait her
 I was making change as she was purchasin' a peter
 I gave her money back, she gave me a look
 Batted her, eyelashes that was all that it took
 Now she owes me, cause it's obvious she wants me
 I'm looking at you, girl I must have you
 [Sample of someone talking]
 Cause you're the one
 You are the unspoiled virgin bride
 You are the blonde canvas on which I will paint my future
 Don't you remember you smiled at me once at the croissant tray
 [Verse 2]
 Quirky and eccentric, I'm a true fiend
 I know her routine, her eyes are blue green
 I guess they're contacts cause they used to be brown
 Plus I watched her get 'em at the optician downtown
 I'm always scopin' her usually from far away
 She rides the silver Audi off to work everyday
 Except for Thursday she gets a ride from her mother
 or some other dude until I killed that motherfucker
 Forget the narrative, I'm thinkin' horse drawn carriages
 and marriages, she likes to eat esparogus so I think
 Cause it stinks when I'm hangin' out
 At her bathroom sink, having a drink
 When she's at the shrink
 Yo she never should've winked
 Now I got her name on my arm in ink
 I'm in her closet strokin' her mink
 Looking for the missing link
 But all I find is Pink and N'Sync
 She's sweet, sixteen and good yet she's callin' me a creep
 Cause I'm sneakin' through her backyard just to watch her sleep
 Rain snow or sleet, ya gotta understand
 Everywhere she goes there I am, the stalker
 [Hook: scratching]
 From a distance I desired her
 Se-secretly admired her
 [scratching]
 From a distance I desired her
 Alright wanna know what I do
 Listen this is how it goes
 [Verse 3]
 Find out where she works, go online do a search
 Dig up some dirt, put on a shirt buy her some skirts
 But look like a regular guy don't go berserk
 You whole goal's to flirt but now ya gotta lurk
 Pretend you're a customer, grab yourself a map
 And throw an extra sweater in the bag from The Gap
 And keep a low pro, but don't look conspicuous
 And don't wear that Iceberg, Why?, it looks ridiculous
 Rapid french find a bench near the wench
 Put your elbows on ya lap and just sit there like that
 Nah, it sounds dreadful but find out her schedule
 If she gotta close, ya gotta rock the janitor's clothes
 and change thrash 'til ya knees hurt
 Water plants in the short sleeve shirt cause you need work
 And if she's off at eleven
 Be outside with ya lights out and the engine revvin'
 [engine revving]
 [Older guys talking]
 Well I realise recently that I'm getting older
 and I think that when I knew this was that teenage girls
 don't acknowledge me as a sexual being
 Now don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying that I wanna
 have sex with teenage girls throw me a bone ya know
 How about a smile ya know what I mean? nothing
 Nothing unless it's to turn to their friends and go
 Why is that weird guy looking at us? [laughing]
 What is he doing at the mall?
 We can get to the food court their guards there run you guys
 I lied, I lied, I lied, of of course I wanna have sex with
 teenage girls, doesn't everyone, [laughing even louder]
 I mean that's why there's a law [everyone laughs]
 If no one wanted to do it
 THERE WOULDN'T BE A LAW! [everyone laughs]