The First Episode

Pimpin hoes was some shit that came easy to a playa
 Cause ain't no way in hell a bitch could get me to a bail
 And how in the fuck I'll ever make some money if I'm pail
 My hoes sell pussy at the party for the mayor
 400 for the chewin, 100 for the mackin
 1, 000 for the fucking, 200 for the jackin
 Soon as the day is over, my bitch is checkin in
 I'ts just like deja vu, again and then again bitch
 Come on, Wait a minute MR. MJG
 Do you really think anyone's gonna believe that pimpin shit
 Huh, I guess not
 Haven't you heard, that pimpin shit is dead
 Bitch chill, Hold up, you got a pimp fucked up
 Can't help it cause you don't know, ain't my fault that you stuck up
 Ya parents didn't teach ya, the streets didn't reach ya
 I'm makin easy money from the judge and the preacher
 The mayor likes the bitches cause they beat him with a chain
 The judge and the preacher love to hear dirty thangs
 The governor was first on the bitch payin list
 He busted a nut soon as the bitches touched his dick
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 Comin out smooth, livin like a pimpsta
 Gotta flee the bitches and they all call me mista fat mac
 Pimp tight, what the fuck you wanna do?
 See me in the streets, sweep 'em off and down you and your crew
 Gotta be ruthless, smackin hoes toothless
 Suckas gettin dropped when I'm poppin with the glock bitch
 And the niggaz that hide cap and act like hoes
 When they see the 93 with the switches and the voes
 Eightball, tell the truth
 How yo fat ass goin be doin all that?
 Talkin bout pimpin and shootin up niggaz
 And braggin bout fuckin, what'z up wit that?
 I'm big as a motherfucker, I don't look fast
 But I'll jump up quick, and stick my dick in yo ass
 And for you niggaz that talk shit, don't step too quick
 You know who got my back, a clip full of hollow tips
 Tec, 9 millimeter, glock or 22
 Mafia style, don't even fuck with the pimpsta crew
 Bust the yak and pass me that bud sack
 Cause niggaz with nuts, can't even fuck with the fat mac
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 25 birds on the counter in the den
 Nigga gettin bailed cause they go for 5-10
 Pot good and hot now I'm lookin for the shaker
 Water start to bubble sprinkle in the money maker
 The shit is gettin thick I think my pager just exploded
 11 birds left, 13 I just sold it
 I gotta close shop before it get too fuckin late
 Hoe sell time sellin birds 12-8
 You know you guys really shouldn't be sellin cocaine to other brothers
 It's killin us all off man
 I mean how is that supposed to look
 Makin us look bad
 The cops work for me cause I keep good stuff
 And plus the government ain't never paid dem tricks enough
 And every time a cop bust some dope in the drug rade
 Feds swangin birds in the hood by the next day
 While I'm makin money off the shit that I done fronted
 Nigga fell short, shoot 'em up yeah I done it
 MJG Pushin real not cut
 Got the feds in my pocket, and the chief by his nuts
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 Roll a fat bud, smoke the bitch and then I'm chilled
 Fall off in the club drinkin yak dressed to kill
 Niggaz that be jealous cause dem hoes be on the jock
 Don't disrespect my pimpin or you I will have to drop
 No I don't be playin, what I'm sayin what I speak
 Some niggaz don't understand then I have to go and teach
 What Eightball is about and what the future got for me
 A screw of dead niggaz and a pocket full of grip G
 Damn, Father just like some niggaz man
 Dem niggaz ain't goin never be shit
 Dem niggaz forever gettin fucked up
 Know what I'm sayin, dem fools was stuck
 Punk ass niggaz that talk shit can get down on their knees
 Suave got the hook up cause suave got the cheese
 And I got the bomb and MJG is in the tank
 Posessin ya mind and then we blow up the bank
 Yank yo hoe from the front row, and then jet out
 When we get to the hotel, your bitch is on the house
 Fuckin and suckin a pimpsta, fuckin and suckin a pimpsta
 What, we through, pass me that joint nigg