The Clapping Song

The goose drank wine
 The monkey chewed tobacco on streetcar line
 The line broke, the monkey got choked
 And they all went to heaven on a little row boat
 Clap pat - clap pat - clap pat - clap slap
 Clap pat! clap you hand...
 Pat it on your partner hand. right hand
 Clap pat! clap you hand...
 Cross it with your left arm
 Pat your partner left palm
 Clap slap! clap your hand...
 Slap your thigh and sing a little song
 My momma told me if i was lucky
 That she would treat me
 If i was goody
 My aunty told her, i shoulda told her
 No i'm not kidding
 That's what she told her
 The goose drank wine
 The monkey chewed tobacco on streetcar line
 The line broke, the monkey got choked
 And they all went to heaven on a little row boat
 Clap! clap!
 Clap your hands and prepare to pat
 Take your right arm
 Pat your partner palm with your right palm
 Clap!
 Take your hand back and clap
 Clap!
 Take your right arm
 Cross your right arm with your left arm
 Pat your partner left palm with your left palm
 Clap!
 Now back with a clap
 Take your hand with your palm and slap your thigh
 And watch the fun materialize
 My momma told me if i was lucky
 That she would treat me
 If i was goody
 My aunty told her, i shoulda told her
 No i'm not kidding
 That's what she told her
 That's what she told her
 I don't believe her
 Yeah right
 Can you believe it?
 The goose drank wine
 The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
 The line broke, the monkey choked
 And they all went to heaven in a little row boat