Grotesque

Some might call me a fartiste
 The master of the brew, my rectal love goo
 Behind a shitstained curtain, true love never so pungent
 Mastery of flesh and carnal decadence
 Mephitic, septic, a true delicatesse
 Gauging my precious hors-turd
 Masterfully catered as a shit filled chef d'œuvre
 Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art
 Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal
 Serve - the porcelain dominator
 Serve - the eternal turd masticator
 Another round lodged in the chamber
 One on deck volcanic in anger
 Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art
 Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal
 Serve - the porcelain dominator
 Serve - the eternal turdmasticator
 Colour me grotesque - an appetiser in degout
 These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting
 A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de resistance so charming
 Proctological Stew - Putrefying this mortal brew
 Jalapeño disaster -awaken the master blaster
 Digestive prolapse, the colon in shambles
 Horrific and grotesque
 Heaving with chunks, I'm such a dirty hunk
 Serve - the porcelain dominator
 Serve - the eternal turd masticator
 Gauging my precious hors-turd
 Masterfully catered as a shit filled chef d'œuvre
 Obsidian and obscene, my love juice retracts for all to see
 Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art
 Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal
 For I am obscene