Mr. I Do And The Doo Doos

The boys say don't you do it
 Get a grip for goodness sake
 Why you getting married?
 Such a big league mistake
 You lose all your freedom
 When you're solo you got it made
 But while you guys are home whackin' it
 I'll be with my new wife gettin' laid, have mercy
 Well, they say you'll have no privacy
 The old lady's always there
 But the good news is she'll blow me
 And let me shoot it in her hair
 So while you're all out searching
 For that strange piece of trim
 Remember I don't have to wear a condom
 Whenever I stick it in, no way
 So you guys go watch your football
 Trust me, I'll be fine
 'Cuz after we brunch with her mother
 I'm comin' home to a sixty-nine
 And she'll go ah-ah, uh-lickety-lick,
 Oo... ah... that's my husband's dick
 Now fellas I'll be thinkin' of ya
 Even though I've moved on
 You'll always be my homies
 But I'm puttin' down the bong
 'Cause my soulmate's my whole life now
 I knew the first time I kissed her
 But if she ever stops having sex with me
 I'll call you guys and we'll bang her sister, ah yeah,
 Yeah, if she ever stops having sex with me
 We'll all gang bang her hot sister