Dog At The Door

Huh? Who's there?
 Dog at the front door barking at the air
 Wind all "whsshsh" in the trees
 Then, "chk-chk-chk-chk," feet on leaves
 Uh, it's probably a cat
 Might be a guy with an ax
 Might be a trap, shit, it's probably a trap
 Might be a possum in the trash
 It's probably a trap
 "Ayy, keep it moving," God, I sound stupid
 Good chance I'm not even talking to a human
 Then again it's probably a trap, somebody had to set it
 Depending on the type, maybe several
 Yeah, that's it, it's probably several, several come together
 To make what would've taken one forever
 I'm thinking it's a pretty damn sophisticated trap
 Utilizing some technology I didn't know we had
 Hmm, maybe I am entirely tripping
 It might've been the neighbor's kid, but I have my suspicions
 I wish it were as simple as a critter, but it isn't
 I feel that it's important we consider all dimensions
 Like, oh, I don't know, maybe it's a trap
 I step onto the lawn, y'all jump out with the bag
 I wake up in some alley on a wholly other plane
 Can't remember who I am or how to get back to the base
 I realize you people think that I am off the deep end
 I'll say that it's a lovely night regardless of the BS
 It is, a perfect snow is freckling the path
 It's almost like the atmosphere is begging for a trap
 The mutt goes quiet, one last sniff, lopes inside
 Fine, it might've been a baby squirrel who tumbled from the nest
 It's probably just you motherfuckers missed