I Drive Better Drunk

(Chorus: 2x)
 Don't grab my keys when the party's over
 I drive better drunk, than you do sober
 (Verse 1)
 I don't know what you've been told
 I've been drinkin since 12 years old
 Started in 1988
 Hangin at the liquor store real real late
 I drunk a swallow, I drunk a cup
 Drunk the bottle, I threw up
 Over the years, I learned to pace it
 Get kinda tipsy, but not that wasted
 I like beer, but I love malt liquor
 Cuz malt liquor, get me drunk quicker
 Stop on the freeway, take a whiz
 Hop in my Cadillac and handle my biz
 I drive better drunk than I do sober
 Cuz when I'm sober right
 I think I can make through the, red light
 Go, go, go, I hope I'm not dead right
 But when I'm drunk, I know I can't
 So I ain't, I drive like a saint
 Drinkin is a class I did not flunk
 I'm a Colt 45 certified drunk
 (Chorus: 2x)
 (Verse 2)
 I dropped outta school in 9-0
 Became the world's greatest wino
 I drink at home, I drink at work
 Ignore the boss, he just a jerk
 I drink 12: 00 in the day
 Relax my nerve, serve my yay'
 When my day go bad, I always drink
 Calm down, relax and think
 Only days we like to clown
 A 24-ounce 'fore the sun go down
 On weekends, that's when it's cool
 To drink a 40-ounce, and act a fool
 Once I get into that zone
 I leave that beer and that liquor alone
 I can barely walk, I can barely talk
 But I can glide that Cadillac like a hawk
 (Chorus: 2x)
 (Verse 3)
 I ran from the cops in the rain
 With my church shoes on
 I drove from Palmdale, California to Compton
 Drunk two 40-ounces, Old English 800, the club ended
 All the homies left my in the parkin lot toe' back
 Wasn't nobody out there but me and the sheriff department
 Fell asleep on the 14
 Woke up on the 405
 Fell asleep on the 405
 Woke up on the 105
 Fell asleep on the 105
 Woke up in bed
 Call that, uh, autopilot
 But don't try that at home; I got skills
 I am to liquor, what the Crocodile Hunter is to alligators
 "These crocs, they're not your ordinary crocs
 "You gotta grab them in the mandible"
 We can't find no hotels man (you know what I'm sayin)
 So we might have to drive
 All day, and all night
 I got some music
 So it's alright
 (Repeat 4x)
 All day, and all night
 I got some music
 It's alright
 Make you feel good
 Rollin through the hood
 With your windows down
 Checkin out your sounds
 Just lend me a light
 No stress and strive, baby