Whack Rappers

This next song is dedicated to all whack rappers
 And all the whack people who like and buy their whack music
 I think you crazy if you like Jay-z
 Dont change clothes change the cd
 Murphy Lee what the hook gonna be
 Cause you do need a hook and another beat
 Jermaine Dupree, you know you wrong
 Fucked up Chingy's song
 Afro-mother fuckin-M-A-N cant stand no mother fuckin Ying-Yang Twins
 I think Lil John and the Eastside Boys is an ignorant, irritating bunch of noise
 If you dont give a damn gon throw it out
 If you dont give a damn gon throw it out
 To the window, up against the wall
 Laugh when the motherfucker falls
 These fools cant rap at all
 I never buy a tune
 From the Neptunes
 When they beat come on
 I hope it go off soon
 Fabolous, whats Fabolous about?
 I think he terrible, music unbearable
 Rippin off Mase with that look on his face (oh man)
 I rest my case
 Kelis, wow, i hate her so much right now
 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
 Who gave her a record deal, oh my god!
 Nas is in the video with Kelis
 Jay-z's in the video with Beyonce
 Both of these rappers are whack
 Yet people talk smack about 40 Delefante
 The music industry is usin the slang
 And trying to play it off like they doing their thing
 Cmon Cameron, oh boy (oh boy), Dipset (Dipset), oh boy
 How can you be from a city so black
 And bust shitty lyrics thats whick whick whack(get back on Kelis)
 Oh yeah Kaelis, this is what i want you to do
 Get on your knees, face me,
 I got a milkshake for you and its tasty
 Just like your album
 Puff Daddy, enough already
 Now its P. Diddy still sound shitty
 How can your group be called Da Band
 No body plays an instrument man
 I dont play B2K
 RB singers B2Gay (you know they broke up over money)
 Oh yeah, thats too bad, i dont care
 I think its good, no doubt
 They can stop putting all that bullshit out
 Like "what a girl want what a girl need
 A fuckin job and a brand new hair weave
 What a girl want what a girl need
 A fuckin job and a brand new hair weave"
 A bump bump bump
 That is all i wanna do
 A bump bump bump
 Thats my song thats what i wrote down on the peice of paper
 A bump bump bump
 Call up Puff Daddy ask him if he wants to do a with me
 Real pimps get down on the flow
 But i dont see a hoe in the video
 Why is David Banner runnin from the clan
 What happened to the bitches man
 Cadillac on 22's why is David Banner takin off his shoes
 Its supposed to be about Cadillacs
 Not David Banner bringin dead people back
 Even though its all good
 It might get misunderstood
 Damn skippy, mississippi is the hood
 Raps im writing up, i cant lighten up
 Until these whack ass rappers tightin up
 Missy Elliot, she looks like Halle Berry, thats scary
 Her cd aint worth it
 Put you money in your pocket and reverse it
 Her cd aint worth it
 Put you money in your pocket and reverse it
 Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
 Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
 Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
 Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
 Missy Elliot makes a bunch of bullshit
 I cant stand her music going in my ear
 If you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here
 I cant stand her music going in my ear
 If you like Missy Elliot get the fuck out of here
 Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
 Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
 Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
 Most rappers are whack just like the people they attract
 Hey man, hey, look Trina's on tv
 Oh yeah, ooh she fine
 Hey homie, Trinas on tv, she cute
 Not when she rappin, press mute
 And now we gonna play a single from the album weaveolution
 Even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cant stand Eve)
 Even with her weave (even with a weave), i cant stand Eve(i cantstandEve), harmonize
 Even with her weave, i cant stand Eve
 Even with her weave, i cant stand Eve
 I cant stand Eve
 Thats what i said
 She got a pin head
 Most peoples head is round
 Hers go up and down, like a peanut
 She could be pretty
 If her attitude wasnt so shitty
 Talkin bout "you tryin to come through the back door"
 She aint got no back door
 What she talkin smack fo'
 Male bashin with Mary J
 Like queen latifa she must be gay
 In my radio you gets no play not today
 What the fuck happened to MTV
 Why these whack people get to make a cd
 I dont know man look at 50 Cent
 He dont move his mouth when he rap man
 He be rappin like Mike Tyson or somethin you know what im sayin
 He dont move his mouth
 (Mumbling)
 Open your mouth
 (More mumbling)
 Ill teach you how to stunt
 Teach me how to stunt?
 They need to let me teach them how to roll a fat blunt
 Get high get drunk and take it easy
 And stop making songs so cheesy
 Now Manny Fresh is actually fresh
 And Juvenille, i like his style
 But the worst rapper i ever heard man
 Is the whack ass mother fuckin Birdman
 What about Silk the Shocker?
 My name is Silk and ill shock you
 Ive jus been shocked by Silk the Shocker