What's Eatin' You

Her daddy's knockin' at the bedroom door
 Cocked and loaded with a 44
 I got one in the hand and two in the bush
 I'm in no man's land and it's a hell of a rush
 I got just one wood, six holes to play
 Things ain't fair on this fairway
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you is eating me
 Say, you and you and me makes three
 What's eating you is eating me
 Mama's in the kitchen swingin' a date
 With a new milkman and his best friend's mate, oh yeah
 The house is rockin' to the ground
 But daddy ain't happy, no, he's missin' out
 I got just one wood, six holes to play
 Things ain't fair on this fairway
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you is eating me
 Say, you and you and me makes three
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you is eating me
 Say, you and you and me makes three
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you is eating me
 What's eating you is eating me
 Oh say, you and you and me makes three
 What's eating you is eating me