Cigarette

Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer,
 from smoking too many cigarettes.
 But I must confess that he did quite profess
 to being the coolest motherfucker I ever met.
 Thats 'cause smoking makes you cool,
 and smoking makes you rule.
 So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
 and you'll be the most popular kid in school.
 The coolest kid in school.
 Well I've traveled millions of Marlboro miles,
 but I haven't gotten anywhere.
 And I've made a million dollars in Camel cash,
 but I'm still just broke as when I started.
 But thats OK because smoking makes you cool,
 and smoking makes you rule.
 So just light up a smoke and you'll never go broke
 and you'll be the most popular kid in school-
 but only if you smoke Parliament