Darling, I Love You

I like telling dirty jokes.
 And I like smoking crystal meth,
 But darling I love you.
 And I like laughing at retards.
 I like throwing rocks at dogs.
 Yeah darling I love you.
 I love you like the moon and stars,
 When little kids get hit by cars,
 Girl you know it's true.
 Darling I love you.
 I've been trying to move on
 Since you left, since you've been gone.
 But it's so hard on me.
 Talked to a girl in first hour.
 Bought her a CD, butterfly
 But she's a stupid cunt.
 But I'll take anything,
 And I'll take anyone.
 I'll take an angry lesbian,
 With a loaded gun.
 I'll take a whore with syphilis,
 And gonorrhea too,
 But darling I love you.
 Darling I love you.
 Darling I love you.
 Darling I love you.