Dylan Cook's Theme Song

Got a shopping list on my arm
 I've got the underwear lost in my class(?)
 I've got a fake ass boutonnière
 I've got a japanese smiling disease
 And you don't want to fuck with me.
 No, you don't want to fuck with me.
 I've got an angel dying on my shoulder
 I've got the devil dancing in my heart
 I've got a kitten sucking baby's breath
 I've got a set of really fucked up tapes.no no no.
 You don't want to fuck with me.
 No you don't want to fuck with me.
 You don't want to fuck with me.
 No you don't want to fuck with me.
 I've got a pint of orange juice.
 One half of which goes to my brass monkey.
 The other half is going to
 Our malevolent, Pope John Paul (?), no no no no.
 You don't want to fuck with me.
 No you don't want to fuck with me.
 How dare you try to fuck with me.
 No you don't want to fuck with me.