Kokopelli Face Tattoo

I was a sexy little viper room
 In the corner of a King Tut tomb
 When the hate train started
 Goin' "choo-choo"
 I was a rat on a burning ship
 And when we sunk our fire got put out
 It was just like the Great Plague
 Just like the birth of underwear
 Hey dude I hate everything you do
 But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
 Hating you won't make you suck any less
 I was a wheel in a war machine
 Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant
 Somebody's gotta do it
 I know my place
 I was a baby-killin' cadillac
 Now I'm a drug-induced heart attack
 Somebody's gotta do it
 I know my place
 Hey dude I hate everything you do
 But I'm trying really hard to not hate you
 Hating you won't make you suck any less
 Have you ever wanted to be
 Have you ever wanted to see someone better
 In the mirror?
 Have you ever wanted to go
 Have you ever wanted to know somewhere greener
 Somewhere cleaner?
 I bet you've got something beautiful in mind
 They're gonna beat me 'till I'm black and blue
 Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
 And I'll tell you a secret
 "Kreuz" is German for Williams
 In the blood cult of a mislead youth
 I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
 Let me tell you some weird shit
 There's gonna be a big ol' civil war inside my house tonight
 Hey dude I hate everything you do
 But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause
 Hating you won't make you suck any less
 And hating you won't make me suck any less
 Hating you won't make you suck any less