Olde (Y) Tyme [Y]

I've had a bad day
 I am ashamed
 And I'm afraid
 And I am drained of what was named
 Self respect
 If the bridge that I was driving over
 Collapsed while I was driving over it
 That may not be such a bad thing
 I would finally meet my Maker
 I would meet the great creator
 And I would punch him for teaching me how to sing
 And my body would be at the bottom of a lake in West Virginia
 Instead of the bottom of this bottle I drink
 I don't have a drinking problem,
 Don't have a drinking solution
 I don't think I am ever going to think
 And no one knows what it's like to be
 Anybody but themselves
 No one, no one else