People II 2: Still Peoplin' - Live

(I'm trying to think if theres any ones that you guys don't know)
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 If you've been kicked in or abused
 Or mistreated or misused
 You were told there was nowhere to go but up for you
 If you've been hurt or you've been betrayed
 Or you've been fucked or you've been displaced
 You were probably told it was your fault anyway
 When your Hustler subscription and your Xanax prescription make you feel lonelier instead
 You don't want to hear about all those starving children
 You don't want to be told it's all in your head
 'Cause if it's all in your head, that's still very terrible
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 I saw a junkie laying in a puddle of his own blood last week
 I saw a cyclist getting hit by a car
 And I saw a homeless guy chug a bottle of mouthwash on Christmas Eve
 No, you can never fall too far
 You should buy a Salad Glove, and you can by an iPod
 You can sell those things to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job
 And you can hope it gets better, and you can follow your dreams
 But hope is for presidents and dreams are for people who are sleeping!
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 (For those of you that are interrupting, I will tell you about a salad glove)
 (But please don't interrupt anymore)
 (I can hear you, and you're breaking my concentration)
 (No you're breaking my concentration)
 (A salad glove is an exciting new product coming from Andrew Jackson Jihad)
 (It's gonna revolutionise eating)
 (It's better than a fork)
 (What it is is, it's a glove that you put over your hand)
 (In order to eat salad to get the hard-to-eat leaves at the bottom of the bowl)
 (The tag line, the slogan for the salad glove is "Fist fuck your hunger")
 (So that's what a salad glove is)
 (An exciting new product, it's hitting the shelves in early 2013)
 (It'll be on our web-store, a dollar a glove)
 (Made of, uh, um, un-recyclable plastic)
 (With the words "Andrew Jackson Jihad, the salad glove" stapled onto it, uh)
 (Yeah, on a business card, stapled onto the salad glove)
 (Only a dollar! maybe more, we're gonna see about that)
 (We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna run some spreadsheets)
 My friend Erin says it best, "We're all two or three bad decisions away
 From becoming the ones we fear and pity"
 And Tony says it's important to bear some witness when you can
 And that's not hard to do in the city that I live in
 You don't have it any better, you don't have it any worse
 You're an irreplaceable human soul with your own understanding of what it means to suffer
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 (Andy you can mute this, I'm gonna unplug it)
 And that's a huge-hold that note please
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 Huge bummer!