USA Today

I heard you've been wondering
 How I'm getting along
 I guess you think I can't make it with you gone
 But I don't want you to worry
 Don't you lose any sleep
 But a man called long-distance this morning
 Said they're thinking about putting me
 On the cover of the USA Today
 The story of heart-breaking pain
 Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today
 I don't sleep in the nighttime
 Darkness reminds me of you
 I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday
 But I could stand to lose a few
 I don't believe I'm too bad
 People say I look fine
 The man from the paper seems happy
 Says I'm bigger than the latest crime
 On the cover of the USA Today
 The story of heart-breaking pain
 Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today
 So if you're concerned in trouble
 Then you're hurting me
 Don't you work out this little thing called losing you
 Has made a big man out of me
 I'm on the cover of the USA Today
 The story of heart-breaking pain
 Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today