Feed Me (Git It) - 1982 Original Cast

Sudden changes surround me
 Lady luck came and found me
 Thanks a million for makin' the magic you do
 ♪
 Thanks to you, sweet Petunia
 Mushnik's taken a junior
 And someday, when I own this whole shop
 I'll remember I owe it to you
 Who cares if I've been a little on the anemic side these last few weeks?
 So what if I've had a few dizzy spells, a little light-headedness
 It's been worth it, old pal
 Twoey, I'm a little hungry
 I'ma go down to Schmendick's and get a bite to eat
 I'll see ya later
 Feed me
 I beg your pardon?
 Feed me
 Twoey, Twoey, you, you talk!
 You open your trap, your thing, and you say
 Feed me Krelborn, feed me now!
 I'll run down to the corner and pick you some nice chopped sirloin
 Must be blood!
 Twoey, that's disgusting
 Must be fresh!
 I don't wanna hear this
 Feed me!
 Does it have to be human?
 Feed me!
 Does it have to be mine?
 Feed me!
 Where am I s'posed to get it?
 Feed me, Seymour
 Feed me all night long
 That's right, boy!
 You can do it
 Feed me, Seymour
 Feed me all night long
 ♪
 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
 I can grow up
 Big and strong
 You eat blood, Audrey II
 Let's face it, how am I s'posed to keep on feeding you, kill people?
 I'll make it worth your while
 Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object
 Does this look inanimate to you, punk?
 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
 Like what?
 Like deliver, pal!
 Like see you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires
 Would you like a Cadillac car?
 Or a guest shot on Jack Parr?
 How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
 You're gonna git it
 Mm, would you like to be a big wheel?
 Dining out for every meal
 I'm the plant to make it all real
 You're gonna git it
 I'm your genie
 I'm your friend
 I'm your willing slave
 Take a chance, just feed me and
 You know the kinda eats
 The kinda red hot treats
 The kinda sticky, licky sweets I crave
 Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz!
 Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's
 Show a little initiative, work up some guts!
 And you'll git it
 I don't know
 (Come on, boy!)
 I don't know
 (Lighten up)
 I have so (Tell to the Marines)
 So many strong
 Reservations (Cut the crap, and bring on the meat!)
 Should I go (My, my, my)
 And perform (Uh huh)
 Mutilations?
 Now, let me see here, mm
 Think about a room at the Ritz
 Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
 A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
 And you'll git it
 Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Now you're talkin'!)
 Tooling around like I was James Dean (Yeah)
 Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!
 Go git it
 Mm, if you wanna be profound
 If you really gotta justify!
 Take a breath and look around
 A lotta folks deserve to die
 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
 That's not a very nice thing to say
 I don't anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant
 Mmmm... sure you do
 Stupid woman!
 Christ, what a freakin' scatterbrain!
 (I'm sorry Doctor, I'm sorry Doctor!)
 Now get the hell in there and pick up the goddamn sweater, you ditzy cow!
 (Yes Doct-, Oh!)
 Mhmm
 If you want a rationale
 It isn't very hard to see
 Stop and think it over, pal
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 Ow, he's so nasty treating her rough
 Smacking her around and always talkin' so tough
 You eat blood and he's got more than enough
 I eat blood and he's got more than enough
 You eat blood and he's got more than enough
 So go git it!
 
 Sudden changes surround me
 Lady luck came and found me
 Thanks a million for makin' the magic you do
 ♪
 Thanks to you, sweet Petunia
 Mushnik's taken a junior
 And someday, when I own this whole shop
 I'll remember I owe it to you
 Who cares if I've been a little on the anemic side these last few weeks?
 So what if I've had a few dizzy spells, a little light-headedness
 It's been worth it, old pal
 Twoey, I'm a little hungry
 I'ma go down to Schmendick's and get a bite to eat
 I'll see ya later
 Feed me
 I beg your pardon?
 Feed me
 Twoey, Twoey, you, you talk!
 You open your trap, your thing, and you say
 Feed me Krelborn, feed me now!
 I'll run down to the corner and pick you some nice chopped sirloin
 Must be blood!
 Twoey, that's disgusting
 Must be fresh!
 I don't wanna hear this
 Feed me!
 Does it have to be human?
 Feed me!
 Does it have to be mine?
 Feed me!
 Where am I s'posed to get it?
 Feed me, Seymour
 Feed me all night long
 That's right, boy!
 You can do it
 Feed me, Seymour
 Feed me all night long
 ♪
 'Cause if you feed me, Seymour
 I can grow up
 Big and strong
 You eat blood, Audrey II
 Let's face it, how am I s'posed to keep on feeding you, kill people?
 I'll make it worth your while
 Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object
 Does this look inanimate to you, punk?
 If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
 Like what?
 Like deliver, pal!
 Like see you get everything your secret, greasy heart desires
 Would you like a Cadillac car?
 Or a guest shot on Jack Parr?
 How about a date with Hedy Lamarr?
 You're gonna git it
 Mm, would you like to be a big wheel?
 Dining out for every meal
 I'm the plant to make it all real
 You're gonna git it
 I'm your genie
 I'm your friend
 I'm your willing slave
 Take a chance, just feed me and
 You know the kinda eats
 The kinda red hot treats
 The kinda sticky, licky sweets I crave
 Come on, Seymour, don't be a putz!
 Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut's
 Show a little initiative, work up some guts!
 And you'll git it
 I don't know
 (Come on, boy!)
 I don't know
 (Lighten up)
 I have so (Tell to the Marines)
 So many strong
 Reservations (Cut the crap, and bring on the meat!)
 Should I go (My, my, my)
 And perform (Uh huh)
 Mutilations?
 Now, let me see here, mm
 Think about a room at the Ritz
 Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitz
 A little nookie gonna clean up your zits
 And you'll git it
 Gee, I'd like a Harley machine (Now you're talkin'!)
 Tooling around like I was James Dean (Yeah)
 Makin' all the guys on the corner turn green!
 Go git it
 Mm, if you wanna be profound
 If you really gotta justify!
 Take a breath and look around
 A lotta folks deserve to die
 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute!
 That's not a very nice thing to say
 I don't anyone who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant
 Mmmm... sure you do
 Stupid woman!
 Christ, what a freakin' scatterbrain!
 (I'm sorry Doctor, I'm sorry Doctor!)
 Now get the hell in there and pick up the goddamn sweater, you ditzy cow!
 (Yes Doct-, Oh!)
 Mhmm
 If you want a rationale
 It isn't very hard to see
 Stop and think it over, pal
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 The guy sure looks like plant food to me
 Ow, he's so nasty treating her rough
 Smacking her around and always talkin' so tough
 You eat blood and he's got more than enough
 I eat blood and he's got more than enough
 You eat blood and he's got more than enough
 So go git it!