Finale (Don't Feed The Plants) - 1982 Original Cast

Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
 Similar events in cities across America
 Events which bore a striking resemblance
 To the ones you have just seen began occurring
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 Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed
 Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California
 Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap
 And got sweet-talked into feeding in blood
 
 Thus, the plants worked their terrible will
 Finding jerks who would feed them their fill
 And the plants proceeded to grow, and grow
 And began what they came here to do
 Which was essentially to
 Eat Cleveland
 And Des Moines
 And Peoria
 And New York!
 And where you live!
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 They may offer you fortune and fame
 Love and money and instant acclaim
 But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants!
 They may offer you lots of cheap thrills
 Fancy condos in Beverly Hills
 But whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants!
 Look out, here comes Audrey II
 Look out!
 Here I come for you!
 Here I come for you!
 Here I come for you!
 Here I come for you!
 Hold your hat and hang on your soul
 Something's coming to eat the world whole
 If we fight it we've still got a chance
 But whatever they offer you
 Though they're slopping the trough for you
 Please, whatever they offer you, don't feed the plants!
 We'll have tomorrow
 Don't feed the plants!