Harvey & Sheila

Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Oh, the day they met
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 No one will forget
 Harvey's a CPA
 He works for IBM
 He went to MIT
 And got his PhD
 Sheila's a girl I know
 At BBDNO
 She works the PBX
 And makes out the checks
 Then came one great day when
 Harvey took the elevator
 Sheila got in two floors later
 Soon, they both felt they were falling,
 Everyone heard Sheila calling,
 "Ring the bell!"
 But they fell,
 Harv and Sheila fell in love
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Chose a wedding ring
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Married in the spring
 She shopped at A&P
 He bought a used MG
 They sat and watched TV
 On their RCA
 Borrowed from HFC
 Bought some AT&T
 And on Election Day
 Worked for JFK
 Then they went and got a
 Charge-a-plate from R.H. Macy's
 Bought a layette
 Pink and lacey
 Then, they had twin baby girls
 Both with dimples,
 Both with curls
 One named Bea,
 One named Kay
 Soon, they joined the PTA
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Moved to west LA
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Harvey and Sheila
 Flew TWA
 They bought a house one day
 Financed by HFA
 It had a swimming pool
 Full of H2O
 Traded their used MG
 For a new XKE
 Switched to the GOP
 That's the way things go
 Oh, that Harvey he was really smart
 He used his noodle
 Sheila got a white French poodle
 Went to Europe with a visa
 Harvey's rich, they say that he's a VIP
 This could be
 Only in the USA