You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me

Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club,
 You're getting to be a rabbit with me.
 I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub.
 You're getting to be a rabbit with me.
 When I proposed to you that evening last spring,
 You said you'd be my mate.
 So I went out and bought a two-carat ring,
 And both of them you ate!
 Then your ears grew an inch, and your nose began to twitch,
 And I noticed your tail was attached permanently.
 So I keep you in the back yard, in a wooden hutch,
 'Cause you're getting to be a little too much.
 Like Bugs Bunny,
 You're getting to be a rabbit with me.
 I feel like something's switching,
 It's all so strange and new.
 Egad, my nose is twitching,
 I'm a rabbit too!
 I'm getting to be a rabbit,
 Hippity hop, I love you,
 I'm getting to be a rabbit like you.
 Move over honey, and pass the lettuce!