Lucy Stoners

Words and music by Amy Ray
 We were talking ticket slump
 We'd try to put our finger on it
 Quantify the undoing of each little step
 And its just a lack of press
 And the refrigerator down at the boys club
 With its little magnets of poetry
 And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me
 Ah yeah blow me now
 Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
 Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
 Gave the boys what they deserve
 But with the girls he lost his nerve
 Whoo hoo now
 Hoo
 In every post punk bar
 There's a dressing room wall
 Where the rockboy band
 Will make its mark
 A hundred different pictures of private parts
 And some girl going down
 And there's that faggot bashing poetry
 But the boys are just saying love me please
 With every hate filled phrase
 They just give it away
 Ah boys you give yourself away
 You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
 Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
 Gave the boys what they deserve
 But with the girls he lost his nerve
 Whoo hoo now
 Hoo ooh ooh ooh
 Yeah whoo hoo now
 Hoo ooh ooh ooh
 Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace
 But its a demographic based disgrace
 And a stupid secret white boy handshake
 That we'll never be part of
 So when its dj blow and the morning show
 I give you one hundred reasons to just say no
 And I said come on girls lets go right now
 Oh girls lets go right now
 Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners
 Ain't no man could ever own her
 With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve
 Lucystoners don't need boners
 Ain't no man that'd ever own her
 With the boys she had the nerve
 Gonna give the girls what they deserve
 Ah whoo hoo
 Ooh ooh ooh ooh
 Yeah
 Whoo hoo now
 Ooh
 I said lucystoners don't need boners
 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh
 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 Lucy stoners don't need boners
 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 Whoo ooh ooh ooh
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 Ah whoo
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 Yeah
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 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 Whoo
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 (Lucystoners don't need boners)
 (Lucystoners don't need boners)