Are We Ever Gonna Have Sex Again?

Life's become a great big list
 Of things to do and buy and fix
 At night we pass out before ten
 Are we ever gonna have sex again?
 I looked for your id today
 Seemed that id had gone away
 Ain't been used since who knows when
 Are we ever gonna have sex again?
 We used to be triple x rated
 Look at us now, so domesticated
 What happened to babe and stud?
 Too much KFC and Bud
 I shout it out into the wind
 Are we ever gonna have sex again?
 Come here baby, scratch my itch
 Or I'll show you one mean ass bitch
 I'm so tired of acting Zen
 Are we ever gonna have sex again?
 Screw making love
 It's way too ambitious
 Let's get down on the rug
 After you finish the dishes
 Not now hon, the eggs are frying
 But you get extra points for trying
 Maybe I can squeeze you in
 Between the PTA and CNN
 Are we ever gonna have sex again?