Cynically Yours

you know i love you one hundred percent
 of the amount i'm capable of loving you
 and you know i need you to the fullest extent
 it's feasible for me to be needing you
 i believe in us as much or maybe more
 than i've ever believed in anything before
 in a world full of doubt
 don't know what i'm sure about
 but you don't suck
 so i'm cynically yours
 it's true i mistrust you, but don't take it the wrong way
 i'm more gullible than i've ever been
 and if they held a contest for the person most likely
 to fall for your bull i'd probably win
 the thought of us together doesn't fill me with dread
 i can picture being with you til one or both of us is dead
 at the end of the day
 i've got nothing good to say
 but you don't suck
 so i'm cynically yours
 i, your loving (blank), take you (insert name here)
 because frankly i'm just too tired to look around anymore
 you drive reasonably well, have most of your own teeth
 and not much of a prison record so that's good
 plus you claim to love my ass and i have a tape to prove it
 which makes me think this thing really could work
 however, in the event that our mutual disappointment
 outweighs the positive aspects of this union
 we agree to part
 without the destruction of crockery, automobiles,
 or each others' good name
 in print or in song
 at the end of the day i've got nothing good to say
 but you don't suck
 so i'm cynically yours