Even the Weak Survive

I know you think she's heartless and she's cruel
 You're probably right
 She's never made someone else play the fool
 She practiced all night
 With a chair and rug her phone unplugged and The Rules
 So do yourself a favor when you meet
 You know that you might
 Even though you'll never save her don't retreat
 Look on the bright side
 It's ugly now but you'll make it out alive
 Even the weak survive
 Even the weak survive
 You'd laugh if you still had a sense of humor
 Funny you don't
 That rumor going round ain't no rumor
 Somebody won't fall asleep tonight
 Forget her light-colored eyes
 Even the weak survive
 Even the weak survive
 Who plans for love's eventual slide
 Why would anyone board the ride
 If they knew they were gonna get thrown?
 You're smart but that's all part of the trick
 Makes you wish you were callous and thick
 So there's things you would never have known
 Someday she'll try to find you as a friend
 Bully for her
 And you'll kindly blur the details of the end
 You're so mature
 If you come undone good rule of thumb
 Count to five (hundred and five)
 Even the weak survive
 Even the weak survive
 Even the weak survive