She Was a Doorman

Deserted streets on 4th of July
 Fireworks and flags
 Booby trap on stage
 Cardboard walls and rags
 Business in the front
 Party in the back
 Corn dogs for dinner
 Car stereo for the P.A
 She was a doorman
 Owner, sound man
 And a microwave chef, ah-ha ooh!
 She was a she-man, she-man
 Ah yes, she was taking care of the band
 Budweiser neon lights
 Stonewashed jeans and overalls
 Regulars at the bar
 Society in the back
 Honky-Tonk junk
 Back-alley funk
 She serves warm beer
 Straight from her trunk
 She was a doorman
 Owner, sound man
 And a microwave chef
 Oh! She was a she-man, ah-ha
 She was taking care of the band
 She was a doorman
 Owner, sound man
 And a microwave chef
 Yay! She was a she-man
 She was taking care of the band
 Mic's shocking
 Lines poppin'
 Catch it on the fly
 Duct tape on everything
 Barely getting by
 She got cash in her bra
 She loves it on her skin
 She'll be right here tomorrow night
 To do it all again
 She was a doorman
 Owner, sound man
 And a microwave chef, ah ooh yeah!
 She was a she-man, she-man
 She was taking care of the band
 Oh yeah!
 Oh!
 Oh! She was a doorman
 Owner, sound man
 And a microwave chef, ah-ha ooh!
 Oh! She was a she-man, she-man
 She was taking care of