Love Made Me Do It

Good evening, Officer -- How ya doin'?
 Ain't it a mighty fine night
 What's that you're sayin'?
 I didn't quite catch it
 Clocked me at 95?
 What's that you got there -- a breathalizer?
 Say I was swervin' lanes?
 Before I take a puff and you slap on the cuffs
 Just hold on and I'll explain
 Love made me do it
 That's all there is to it
 Don't blame me
 It ain't my responsibility
 Well, love made me do it
 Talked me into it
 Though it ain't much use
 I got a good excuse
 Love love love
 Made me do it
 Good evenin', honey -- you won't believe it
 There seems to be a big mistake
 What's that you're sayin' -- it's 2:30?
 How come you're still awake?
 Well anyway, now -- me and the fellas
 Were discussin' where I needed to go
 Some kinda late-night place to get your birthday cake
 And I was in a rush to get back home
 Hey, Your Honor -- How ya' doin'?
 Ever have one of those nights?
 What's that you're sayin' -- no, you haven't?
 Well, you must be livin' right
 Don't mean to be so – disrespectful
 But I must disagree
 Before you send me down to 30 days downtown
 It didn't have a thing to do with me