So Long

Oh dear
 Oh dear, oh dear
 I thought I might find you here
 Tied to a tree, again
 Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now
 I will murder you
 If you're trying to get me to help you
 You're doing a terrible job
 So long, my freaky friend
 Bad Cinderella
 Who everyone avoids
 Like Salmonella
 You're a hellion
 By the way, your hairdo is alarming
 You're a ferret
 No one would mistake you for Prince Charming
 So I hear
 Good day
 Oh, god
 I'll be on my way
 Goodbye
 No, please
 I tease
 You used to meet me here
 You never show up
 Now that I'm next in line
 I've had to grow up
 Now you're crown prince fancy pants
 I never saw that coming
 Now of course, Your Majesty
 Has lost his taste for slumming
 As you say
 So long
 Ta-ta
 I really must go
 Then au revoir
 Although
 How about town square?
 What a frenzy there
 You made Belleville lose the prize
 Nice handiwork
 Thank you
 Mother's in distress
 You've caused quite a mess
 Works of art can traumatize
 People here are all too silly
 Can nobody take a joke?
 Let's just say that really nearly
 You have made the town go broke
 Everyone's a critic
 My life's a living hell
 With royal duties
 Like shaking countless hands
 And judging beauties
 What a nightmare
 Every day such drudgery to spoil it
 I get to sweep the chimney
 Once I've scrubbed out every toilet
 You know, you use humor as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you
 Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you
 Oh
 I'd better get home
 How is your stepmama?
 She lives to goad me
 While dreaming of the day
 She can unload me
 You'd be hard to marry off
 To some reptillian villain
 So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling
 Lucky you
 You can hold on for love to take wing
 Oh, right
 Love's not your thing
 Love is just for fools
 Idiots and fools
 And the criminally insane
 Yes, I know your speech
 That you love to preach
 That you've drummed into my brain
 Love alone destroyed my father
 Mother died and broke his heart
 Stepmama found love a bother
 So she ripped his heart apart
 I think I better go
 I've overstayed here
 I've still got floors to scrub
 This scullery maid here
 Still I've lovely memories
 Of all the times we've played here
 I must say adieu to you
 So long
 Toodle-loo
 I've no excuse
 I've got to vamoose
 Cheerio
 Ciao ciao
 For now
 Goodbye, Sebastian
 How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise
 Not at all what I expected
 If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes
 On this Earth there's no one like her
 And I like her