I Don't Know A Thing

Black smoke rolling from my old rambler
 I pulled into Joe's Auto Supply
 Desperate for some kind of answer
 Ol' Joe he's a friend of mine
 I said, "Hey Joe I've got a problem"
 And I told him about what you had done
 He looked at me and he shook his head
 And said sorry I can't help you son
 I can fix your carburetor
 I can rebuild your alternator
 I can change the plugs
 I can change the wires
 Replace all four bald tires
 I've got a warehouse full of parts
 But I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 No I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 So I went down to old Doc Miller's
 I told the nurse he just had to see me
 He took me in when he heard me tell her
 That it was an emergency
 I said, "Oh Doc she really hurt me"
 And then my tears fell like rain
 He said I've had at least a million patients
 But never one in so much pain
 I could write you a prescription
 Give you a straight shot of penicillin
 I could run a hundred different tests
 Or put a stethoscope to your chest
 And if it stops I'll give you CPR
 But I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 No I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 So girl that's how I finally wound up at your door
 Hopin' that you had the answers I've been searchin' for
 'Cause I don't even have a clue of how I'll ever get over you
 So tell me now where do I start
 'Cause I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 No I don't know a thing about a broken heart
 Lord I don't know a thing about a broken heart