Human Again

"Oh, lighten up Cogsworth, and let nature take its course!"
 "It's obvious there's a spark between them. "
 "Yes, yes. But there's no harm in fanning the flames, you know... a little."
 "Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again. "
 "Aaah... human again. "
 "Human again. "
 "Yes, think what that means!"
 I'll be cooking again
 Be good-looking again
 With a mademoiselle on each arm
 When I'm human again
 Only human again
 Poised and polished and gleaming with charm
 I'll be courting again
 Chic and sporting again
 Which should cause several husbands alarm!
 Ha-Ha! I'll hop down off the shelf
 And tout de suite be myself
 I can't wait to be human again
 When we're human again
 Only human again
 When we're knickknacks and whatnots no more
 When we're human again
 Good and human again
 Ah, chérie, won't it all be top-drawer
 I'll wear lipstick and rouge
 And I won't be so huge
 Why, I'll easily fit through that door
 I'll exude savoir-faire
 I'll wear gowns! I'll have hair!
 It's my prayer to be human again
 When we're human again
 Only human again
 When the world once more starts making sense
 I'll unwind for a change
 Really? That'd be strange!
 Can I help it if I'm t-t-tense?
 In a shack by the sea
 I'll sit back sipping tea
 Let my early retirement commence!
 Far from fools made of wax
 I'll get down to brass tacks
 And relax!
 When I'm human again
 So sweep the dust from the floor
 Let's let some light in the room
 I can feel, I can tell
 Someone might break the spell
 Any day now!
 Shine up the brass on the door
 Alert the dust pail and the broom
 If all goes as planned
 Our time may be at hand
 Any day now!
 Open the shutters and let in some air
 Put these here and put those over there
 Sweep up the years
 Of sadness and tears
 And throw them away!
 We'll be human again
 Only human again
 When the girl finally sets us all free
 Cheeks a-bloomin' again
 We're assumin' again
 We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivre
 We'll be playin' again
 Holiday'n again
 And we're prayin' it's ASAP
 We will push, they will shove
 They will, whoosh, fall in love
 And we'll finally be human again!
 "There never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo"
 "Hm, could you read it again?"
 "Oh, here why don't you read it to me?"
 "Uh, alright
 Um, I can't"
 "You mean you never learned?"
 "I learned! A little. It's just been so long"
 "Well, here I'll help you. Let's start here"
 "Twoh?"
 "Two."
 "Two, I knew that. Two households, both alike..."
 We'll be dancing again
 We'll be twirling again
 We'll be whirling around with such ease
 When we're human again
 Only human again
 We'll go waltzing those old one-two-three's
 We'll be floating again
 We'll be gliding again
 Stepping, striding, as fine as you please
 Like a real human does
 I'll be all that I was
 On that glorious morn' when we're finally reborn
 And we're all of us human again!