Audi 5000

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 "I was Audi 5000"
 Earth rumbling
 Deity humbling
 U.F.O.'s are hovering, times are so troubling
 Doctors started hustling, blood starts puddling
 I'm shuttering, discovering, they just started shuttling
 Humans to the surface of Mars
 Cops searchin' our cars to confiscate notebooks, verses and bars
 Aquaman lungs live in worlds like Atlantis
 Cause we destroyed the whole planet with ecological damage
 Helicopters patrol, doctors chop up our souls
 When we go off the Zoloft we outta control
 Now we paranoid animals, A Planet Of Apes
 With nowhere to escape unless we launch into space
 So I gathered all my old school Clue mixtapes
 And started diggin' in the crates before we disintegrate
 Demigodz, fuck bitches, get money, not much else
 I'm Audi 5000 'fore I pass it to Celph
 "I was Audi 5000"
 They said it was a murder attempt
 Cause when I punched him in the skull it left a permanent dent
 Baritone voice with some nice patterns
 Fuck a polar bears toe nail, I'm colder than Antarctic ice caverns
 Mice and rabbits, they all looked at as snake food
 But I'm hungry for bitches marinatin' in my bake roast
 Stomp through like I had earthquake shoes
 Showed you how to commit murder over break loops and let AK's shoot
 My flow can move mountains
 Bank account's a loot fountain
 Yeah I need two accountants, really who's countin'? (I don't know)
 My water pistol shoots a potent starch
 That'll have you lookin' like the dude who stood in front of the open Arc
 Intelligent war sword wielder
 Reroute the ignition to your gas tank
 Charles Dutton four wheeler
 Demigodzilla
 You should already know, I'm Audi 5000 so I'll pass it to Mo'
 "I was Audi 5000"
 The most ignorant
 Every verse ridiculous
 Satan sadistic
 Caught in church gettin' his dick licked
 Hallelujah, all praise to the Godz
 The dopest nigga alive is now arrived
 Fuck for the love, I'm tryin' to cash in for a mil' or two
 And show you monkey ass niggas how gorillas do
 Bring on the bestest, claim he's spittin' that ether boy
 Bet when we meet he greet me like Tim Tebow scored
 It's hoodie, two shoes, mad rude, no home trainin'
 Send your bitch back, ass hurt and throat achin'
 I'm Doe Rakeing, sippin' Henny at probation
 A lot of dollars made off of that powder that's Caucasian
 And any beef shit, no secret how I do
 Battle kiss your forehead like your mama duke
 The new Big Daddy Kane, Ain't No Half Steppin'
 I'm Audi five G till the rat ranch dressing
 I'm Audi 5000 G
 Oh yeah, I'm outty, like a Saudi I got mouths to feed
 The revolution will not be televised
 What you mean?
 I just spent ten grand fillin' my house with flat screens
 Some gasoline and empty bottles of bourbon
 The kind of cocktail party you leave first degree burns with
 I'm filthy, the dirty version, no detergent
 If rap was Iraq, I'd be a fuckin' insurgent
 I blow the spot up, give me my 30 virgins
 A place in paradise, to me it's kinda worth it, right?
 Fuckin' A it is, pop the stainless
 Hit him till his chest make a noise like Jadakiss
 The world famous, Demigod gangstas
 We the same as other rappers, except nobody hates us
 I ain't even gotta say shit
 What could I say?
 Besides I'm Audi 5 K before I pass to Seamus
 "I was Audi 5000"
 We the O.G. trilogy you couldn't equal the sequel
 Defeatin' Esoteric? That'll take a legend like Repo
 Listen, do a, CD together
 You and me? Never
 I'd rather listen to Nickelback on repeat forever
 Lousy mix, [?] of a southie flick, bitches with the pouty lips
 Lets be Audi 5 in my Audi 6
 Forgot the A
 They don't ever walk away
 "Let Me Ride like Dr. Dre" is all these women say
 Now check it
 One thing about me, I'm too wordy
 Put so much shit in a song you'd think the clean version's dirty
 So step up
 You can try to bring about my death soldier
 Curses
 Foiled again like last nights left overs
 Oh Jesus, fall guy like Colt Seavers, I flow with no breathers
 That's a Memphis Monroe beavers
 Ryu, Celph, Ap, Motive got my back
 I'm Audi 5000 so I'll pass it to Black
 "I was Audi 5000"
 There's only 60 minutes in an hour so give me 24 of those to live
 I'll load the cig and find the kid who killed B.I.G
 Run him down and put 16 in his wig
 Make him wanna take back the foul shit that he did
 That's word to my unborn kid who ain't a fetus
 Sixth man off the bench, Demigodz undefeated
 Many crews fell off and their legacy's depleted
 But we here for the gusto, keepin' it raw
 And it's a must that we crush doe, live on tour
 Crowds roar, demandin' encores and more
 Shut your mall down, buyin' all the Nikes out stores
 Bare footed in the villa with the heated marble floors
 Wars get waged on every notebook page
 Act your age, Celph Titled prolly packin' a gauge
 There's no need for the antics, wildin' on drugs
 Man I'm Audi 5000, I'm pullin' the plug
 "I was Audi 5000"
 Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem characterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the accelerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.