Fascinate You

I took you to a five star dinner
 I bought you the most expensive wine
 I even paid of the maitre'd
 To usher us up to the front of the line
 You told me you needed a stronger, slimmer man
 So I went and joined the neighborhood gym
 Though the weights put my spine out of commission
 Even you can't deny that I am looking real slim
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 You say you're taking your time
 Maybe you don't even care
 Sometimes I wish I was much more easy to scare
 Why? God even knows how I try
 I can't fascinate you
 Something that I've realized
 Nothing will ever do for you
 But I will solve this mystery
 You've gotta give me the first clue
 You said you always wanted a humble man
 So I sold my car and bought a beat up van
 I guess that wasn't quite enough for you
 So now I only speak up when I don't know how to follow your plan
 When you treat me unkind
 I wanna leave you far behind
 Then I think of all the things that make you so fine
 And I'm back in the role again
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 I won't stop 'til I find the key
 The key to you
 I took the challenge I must confess
 I never met someone so hard to impress
 But all you need is someone to love you
 Who needs the rest?