Sexual Athletics

They call it sexual athletics
 It doesn't rhyme with anything
 That's why I'm the sex king
 Sex king on a velvet swing
 Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland
 To come along and knock upon my door
 If I'm who you were waiting for
 Cause I'm a sexual athlete
 Yeah, that's right
 I'm a sexual athlete
 I'm sweet
 Eat raw meat
 Don't admit to defeat
 Some say it's bittersweet
 Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
 Sexual uh Sexual uh
 Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
 Sexual uh Sexual uh
 What kinda sex are you talkin' about
 It's time that we scream and shout
 (Hey!)
 Let's go to the emotional Olympics!
 (Boo!)
 Ok
 Sexual ugh
 Sexual athletics, sexual athletics
 Sexual diversion, don't call it perversion
 And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life
 But she's too sexual
 Sexual athletics for the lucky ones