Batteries Not Included

Batteries not included, but still the price is right.
 Full-sized, yours exclusive to play with day 'n night.
 High-speed vibration with full remote-control.
 Take it from a man who knows; This one's got it all.
 You'll spin like a wheel
 it's a touch of real.
 "Bad-woman" Lucille
 you've got sex-appeal.
 Well, here we have this specimen, a "creature of the night".
 You'll cry in ecstasy until the morning-light.
 Hi-tech product with a life-time guarantee
 You won't regret it - just you wait and see.
 You live in a world
 of make believe.
 Imaginary-world
 where nothing is real
 "bad-woman" (Lucille)
 There are no limits, we don't play it by the rules.
 Everything's permitted, nothing is taboo.
 Use your imagination - feel free
 to expose your fantasy.
 You're trapped in your world of make-believe.
 Imaginary-world where nothing is real.
 Bad-woman Lucille...
 we've got what you need...
 for your world of... make believe.