Fat and Famous

Frizzy hair and glasses
 At the back of the class
 You made fun of me on Friday nights
 I was down there in the band
 You were up there in the stands
 And now who's voted 'Most Likely to Hate Their Life'
 You got fat, I got famous
 Ain't that funny how it changes
 You made fun of me for years
 I get paid to play my songs
 I got a headline gig in Austin
 You got a closet drinking problem
 And a juvenile delinquent souvenir from Senior Prom
 I got a Budweiser endorsement
 You're re-financing your mortgage
 How's it feel to make those payments?
 You got fat and I got famous
 You cheated off my papers
 And ignored me in the hall
 Drove a daddy's money Mustang around town
 I drove a rusty pile of tin
 That you loved to go by me in
 And loved a lot, like that heap you're driving now
 You got fat, I got famous
 Ain't that funny how it changes
 You made fun of me for years
 I get paid to play my songs
 I got a headline gig in Austin
 You got a prayer-chain gossip column
 And a pack of crappy friends
 And an ass just like your mom
 My guitar player says I'm sexy
 I strum his Tele, when he lets me
 It's a bitch the way life changes
 You got fat and I got famous
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 You know it's nice to sing about the truth every now and then
 Truth is; karma and gravity
 Yeah well, they're the same thing
 I got a Budweiser endorsement
 You're re-financing your mortgage
 Ain't that a bitch?
 The way life changes
 'Cause you got fat
 and I got famous