Two Weeks Late

I bet I'm the talk of this town
 If you don't have a ring, then he won't settle down
 And I hate to admit that you're right
 Cause I'm sleeping alone tonight
 So the man is gone
 What a damn cliché
 And my mama says
 Looks like I've gained some weight
 Landlord's at the door
 He says the rent can't wait
 But I'm a dollar short
 And two weeks late
 Yeah I feel sorry for me
 Know that I got a secret that I'm gonna keep
 When you're living in sin, I guess
 Sometimes that's just what you get
 So the man is gone
 What a damn cliché
 And my mama says
 Looks like I've gained some weight
 Landlord's at the door
 He says the rent can't wait
 But I'm a dollar short
 And two weeks late
 So the man is gone
 What a damn cliché
 And my mama says
 Looks like I've gained some weight
 I know the Bible says
 That you're supposed to wait
 But I'm a dollar short
 And two weeks late
 Yeah I'm a dollar short
 And two weeks late