Pizza

One, two, three, four
 You know what you are?
 A pizza poser, fuck you
 I've never seen you eat a slice
 To you it's just a trend, pizza is my life
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 (Pizza is my life)
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 Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni
 Elios stuffed crust, no anchovies
 Pizza Rolls, Bagel Bites, cheesy crust is what I like
 Put it in the oven, we can order delivery
 I don't care, I'm not very picky
 Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
 Cut in to eight squares or triangles
 All I really want is pizza in me
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 Pizza is the greatest food in earth
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 Well, shit
 I got drunk with Papa John
 He snorted cocaine with his apron on
 He got too fucked up for delivery
 It was over thirty minutes so my pizza was free
 Oh!
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 (P-I-Z-Z-A)
 (P-I-Z-Z-A)
 Yo, dude, go get the door, it's the pizza guy
 Ooh, you got any money on this one?
 Yeah, here's a five
 What up, man? Give me that shit, keep the change, get out of here
 Haha, yo, hurry, bring that shit over here
 What'd you put on it? The good stuff? (Yo, you–you pumped?)
 I got the best stuff man, feast your eyes
 Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza?
 Yeah?
 Are you shitting me?
 No?
 Fucking pineapple? Ruah
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 Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
 You fucking piece of shit
 Why would you do this to me?
 Dude, chill, you can peel off the pineapple
 No!
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 I'm gonna peel your eyes out of your fucking skull
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 I will extract your blood, use it as pizza sauce