Bitrektual (feat. Jason Charles Miller)

Live long and prosper, if you're one of us
 May the force be with you, unless that phrase don't fit you
 Forever, we have been at odds
 'Cos you're a drooling Trekkie
 Says the Lucas lackey
 Whatever
 We are out in space, the last frontier
 Seeking life that's new and strange out here
 And new civilizations in the great beyond
 Boldly going where no one has gone
 Our tale is better in every way
 In a galaxy far, far away
 A great adventure happened a long, long time ago
 But then I don't suppose that you would know
 We have ray guns we call phasers
 We have blasters and lightsabers
 We have ships that fly at warp
 Yeah, it's called Hyperspace, you dork
 We've got the Mugato and you have got Ewoks
 Yeah, well, a guy who plays with tribbles shouldn't talk
 Oh come on let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
 How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
 That's disgusting
 Yeah, forget I mentioned it
 Klingons shooting at our starboard side
 We've got a hull breach on the Enterprise
 We drift into the neutral zone and we're on the wrong side
 We'd need a wormhole to get out alive
 On a moon of Yavin's where we hide
 We're having trouble with the hyperdrive
 This planet keeps on spinning and the Death star's now in sight
 We hope the rebels take it out in time
 Oh, come on let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
 How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
 Wouldn't it be nice and so much more effectual?
 To put our cares aside and be bitrektual
 Think how awesome it would be
 A team up with Jean Luc and Leah
 Kirk and Chewie save the day
 Blowing up a bird of prey
 Han and Spock they set a net
 And trap the Borg and Boba Fett
 While 3P0 and Data raid a Tie fighter to capture Vader
 Luke and Worf get into it
 And blow the Death Star into bits
 And then we throw the tribbles into the Sarlac pit
 And then we kicked the Ewoks into it
 Live long and prosper, so say we all
 (Wait, what?)
 May the force be with you
 May the time Lords keep you
 Forever, we can Babylon
 There's no use debating
 The Stargate's waiting
 So come on, let's not fight, it's so unintellectual
 How 'bout we join sides and be bitrektual?
 So let's take the advice of an Asian homosexual
 "Fellow Star folks, cool it down"
 (Celebrity voice impersonated.)
 Let's put our cares aside and be bitrektual
 Hell, I want to be Sci Fi multi-trektual
 Live long and prosper!
 May the force be with you!
 Never give up, never surrender!
 To infinity and beyond!
 Really, Voltaire? Really?