Expendable (feat. Robert Picardo, Tim Russ & Jason Charles Miller)

Expendable, I'm wearing red and I'm expendable
 You need me dead I am dependable
 You need me alive I'm not your guy
 Cause on the surface, where Spock and Kirk is
 It's almost certain that I'm gonna die
 Expendable, am I
 Terrible, when it comes to shooting I'm just terrible
 I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy
 I couldn't hit the Death Star while on the Death Star
 I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry
 A terrible shot am I
 Back at the academy
 No one was as bad as me
 Though I tried my very best
 Made my teachers all irate
 Puked from everything I ate
 Got an F on every test
 Though excelling was my wish
 I broke the main deflector dish
 And they threw me out of class
 Then they caught me raising heck
 Naked on the holodeck
 I thought there's no way I can pass
 And just when I thought that I was screwed
 They said "We've got the perfect job for you!"
 "You do?"
 "You'll be expendable
 You will wear red and be expendable
 For getting dead, you are dependable
 In fact you are the perfect guy
 If shields are down or we blow a warp core
 It's almost guaranteed you're gonna fry!
 Expendable..."
 Am I
 Back when I was just a teen
 Growing up on Tatooine
 Beggar's Canyon was my scene
 But my aim was really bad
 Couldn't bullseye a womp rat
 With my trusty T-16
 This made me a little stressed
 More than just a bit depressed
 Drowned my tears in Anchorhead
 There I met a man named Biggs
 Said he had the perfect gig
 To put me to the test
 And just when I thought that I was screwed
 He said "I've got the perfect job for you!"
 "You do?"
 You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible
 You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die
 We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass
 By building him an army of guys
 So terrible
 Am I!
 And that's how I became a red shirt
 And that's how I became a trooper
 And though apart we are pathetic
 Together we are super-duper
 I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two
 And much to your surprise
 I'll miss you
 Yet I'll still die
 I'll miss you
 Yet I'll still find a way to die!