It's Bigger on the Inside

Hello boys and girls I am the Doctor
 but not the kind that gives you medicine
 I've traveled throughout time and space
 just to please the human race
 so let's not dilly dally, let's begin.
 now this thing you see hear, it is my Tardis
 and with it we shall get this party started
 Time and Relative Dimension
 in Space. It's quite an invention
 Some call it the Doctor's wife
 excuse me while I slip inside...
 You know it's,
 bigger on the inside
 It's bigger on the inside
 and once you've felt it inside
 I'm sure that you'll agree.
 It's bigger on the inside
 but don't take it from me
 once you've felt it inside you will see.
 An evil nemesis we call The Master
 baits me into all kinds of disaster
 On Gallifrey or so I'm told
 He gazed into a gaping hole
 and ever since he's been an awful bastard
 And then of course we've got the Cybermen
 I hope I never see those things again.
 Who knows what they're packing there
 in their silver underwear
 When you see them, you should vacate
 your ass they wish to 'simulate'
 And you know it's...
 bigger on the inside
 It's bigger on the inside
 and once you've felt it inside
 I'm sure that you'll agree.
 It's bigger on the inside
 but don't take it from me
 once you've felt it inside you will see.
 And pray you never see a weeping angels
 cause though it seems like they are made of stone
 they're quantum locked and in a wink
 if you should turn your head or blink
 they'll get to you and chill you to the bone... er
 Those moving buckets there, they are the Daleks
 they whine so much you'd swear that they have colic
 it's DESTROY and EXTERMINATE
 I think I know why they're irate
 If they make it to the second floor
 I'll show then what that plunger's for!
 And you know it's...
 bigger on the inside
 It's bigger on the inside
 and once you've felt it inside
 I'm sure that you'll agree.
 It's bigger on the inside
 but don't take it from me
 once you've felt it inside you will see.
 They're asking, "Dr. Who?"
 What they should ask is "HOW?"
 I am so very well endowed
 I must admit, it's rather long
 If you think I mean my scarf you're wrong!
 you bloody pervs I meant this song!
 So if you think you'd like a sonic screw
 driver like I'm holding in my hand.
 you will have to let me in
 don't worry child it's not a sin
 Hold on to my temporal drive
 I'll take you for an epic ride!
 And you know it's...
 bigger on the inside
 It's bigger on the inside
 and once you've felt it inside
 I'm sure that you'll agree.
 It's bigger on the inside
 but don't take it from me
 ask Amy Pond!
 once you've felt it inside you will see.