Stuck With You (with Amanda Palmer)

You're a slob, it's such a bore
 Your underwear strewn on the floor
 And you're a packrat, most extreme
 Our house is full of magazines
 The toilet's broke, and yet I bet
 His majesty ain't fixed it yet
 You're one to talk, sleepyhead
 And get your fat ass out of bed
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 So until then, I'm stuck with you
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 You swore that you'd be true to me
 But gave me infidelity
 Why should I give a tinker's cuss?
 She was your sister, what's the fuss?
 Well then, let's propose a truce
 What's good for gander is good for goose
 Hey now, that's different, you took to bed
 My favorite dog and all my friends
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 So until then, I'm stuck with you
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 This is my curse, I said, "I do"
 Better or worse, I'm stuck with you
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 You poked my eye, I wear a patch
 I should've given you one to match
 Did you forget, you forgot me back?
 You chopped my thumb off with an axe
 You drowned my kittens one by one
 You looked like you were having fun
 You stabbed my mother, in the chest
 With a Korean bayonet
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 So until then, I'm stuck with you
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 This is my curse, I said, "I do"
 Lest you die first, I'm stuck with you
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 And now I lie here in the grave
 I pray to God my soul to save
 And in the darkness of the tomb
 I'm glad I'm lyin' next to you
 And as I lay here six feet down
 My body buried underground
 In this dank and dreary cold
 I'm just glad I'm not alone
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 So until then, I'm stuck with you
 Oh, but in the eyes of God
 We said our vows before the pews
 "Not until death may we part"
 I'm not sad I said, "I do"
 I'm just glad I was stuck with you