The Headless Waltz

As above, so below, place your bets
 Which way the head will roll
 Made in your image we are at least
 As twisted and mean as thee
 'Fore your eyes, what a curious site
 Your children have turned on you
 And you say, you don't sleep well at night
 Well, we'll take care of that for you
 Belle Marie Antoinette
 "Love the pearls!"
 They'll make a great tourniquet
 Never did as you should and you claim
 It was all for our very own good
 'Twas a lie, a magnificent lie
 Now, your subjects have turned on you
 And you claim you had lots on your mind
 Well, we'll take care of that for you
 : Choruses, with the words in parentheses substituting the previous word or phrase:
 : Chorus: V
 Get that (this) damn thing off her (my) neck
 I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of her (my) head
 Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
 Here's where we all get ahead!
 Wipe that damn smile off your face
 Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine
 Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
 Here's where we all get ahead!
 (Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling)
 :
 All my troubles, all my pain
 Stems from this thing that you call a "brain"
 Be my guest, sever me from the source
 Of all my agony
 What a shame, I've forgotten my name
 Without the use of my brain and
 "My, bet I'll sleep well tonight!"
 Without this head of mine
 Please Sir, for me, Sir,
 Won't you see if you see, Sir?
 Oh dear, I dread
 I seem to have lost my head
 I think I left it about
 It fell to the ground
 And I kicked it around
 Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
 My bloody, fat, ugly head?
 Please Miss, for me, Sis,
 Won't you see if you see, Sis
 It's got black hair
 And it's kickin' about in the square
 I'm really not totally sure but
 I think that it might have rolled into the sewer.
 Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
 My bloody, fat, ugly head?