The Man Upstairs

Guy Upstairs is such a freak
 For five years now I've had a leak
 What does he do up there?
 All day long he "sleeps all day"
 Then he goes out, comes home in the most
 Intoxicated way
 As far as I can tell, he juggles bowling balls
 But he's not good at it
 He moves his furniture then at 6: 00 am
 He pulls out the vaccum cleaner to suck his room
 The guy downstairs is also crazy
 He spent some time in an institute
 It did him not much good
 He's off his medication and he starts screaming
 "Virgin Mary, you fucking alien!"
 According to him, Jesus Christ smokes crack
 And other sundrid things
 But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings
 won't let me sleep
 Please, kill that man upstairs
 If you ever loved me
 You'll do this one thing, won't you sweetheart?
 Please murder that man upstairs
 If you want to be my friend
 You'll have to prove you mean it
 I used to think that rent control was a good idea
 Until I moved in here
 Now I'm the only sucker
 Paying more than a hundred bucks a room
 And I'm surrounded by lunatics
 Who don't even need a moon
 But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings
 Won't let me sleep
 Please kill that man upstairs
 If you ever loved me
 You'll do this one thing, won't you sweetheart?
 Please murder that fuck upstairs
 If you want to be my friend
 You'll have to prove you mean it
 And there's the lady across the hall
 Who always knows what's going on
 And Machu Pichu down the stairs
 Who's selling Crack from door to door
 14B are refugees
 And 14A, transvestite whores
 But "you know who" is coming home
 He's falling up his drunken stairs
 Please kill that man upstairs
 If you ever loved me
 You'll do this one thing, won't you sweetheart?
 Please, murder that fuck upstairs
 If you want to be my friend, you'll
 Help me get a good nights' sleep