Fatum Horrificum: 1884 (feat. Tom Baker, Joost van den Broek)

The year is 1884
 These are dark, troubled times
 Fraught with greed, envy, and prejudice
 It's two worlds divided
 Rich and poor, black and white
 Master and servant, the living and well... the not quite dead
 Oh yes, that's right
 The spirit world plays a large part in this story that you're about to hear
 Allow me to present Abby and Daniel
 
 A happy couple, obviously head over heels and completely smitten with each other
 Aren't they adorable?
 They could not know, of course
 That their love was doomed even as it started
 And that fate was about to deal them the cruelest hand imaginable
 
 I feel I should warn you, this tale is not for the faint of heart
 Things go dreadfully wrong for our young lovers
 The terrible, horrific sequence of events that's about to unfold here
 Will surely be too much for the tender-hearted
 There! My duty to you is fulfilled
 And you may now proceed... But at your own risk!