I Gotta Move Out Of This Neighborhood / Nobody Loves Me But My Mother

I think I'm gonna have to move out people
 I gonna have to move out of my nighborhood
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 Hey! I said I gonna have to move
 I've got to get out of my neighbourhood
 Because you see
 The women they tell lies on me
 And the men they just don't mean me
 No doggone good
 Every time my telephone rings
 Some lady trying to play
 Some old funny game on me
 I say every time my telephone rings
 Some lady trying to play
 Some old funny game on me
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 And every time my front doorbell rings
 
 Some angry six foot man
 With a knife in his hand
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 They say I'm in love with a woman
 That works down at the Chicken Shack
 They say Deacon Jones' wife
 Gave me a brand new Cadillac
 That's why I gotta move
 I gotta get out of my neighborhood
 I tell you the people
 They tell lies on me
 Hey, they just don't mean me
 No doggone good
 My landlady came by my apartment
 She came by just to make up my bed
 But it took her all night long
 Can you imagine what the neighbors said
 
 That's why I gotta move
 Hey, I gotta get out
 Of my neighborhood
 I tell you the people
 They tell lies on me
 Hey, they just don't mean me
 No doggone good
 Hey, I gotta move
 Hey, I gotta move
 I gotta move
 I gotta move
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 Hey, the people, the people
 Don't like me here, people
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 Oh you know they just don't mean me
 No doggone good
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 Nobody loves me but my mother
 Sometimes I think
 She could be jiving, too
 
 Hey, nobody
 Nobody loves me but my mother
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 And she could be jiving, too
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 Now I think you know
 Why I act funny, baby
 Oh when you do the things you do