I Want To Conquer The World

Hey, brother Christian with your high and mighty errand
 Your actions speak so loud, I can't hear a word you're saying
 Hey, sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion
 Your labors soothe the hurt, but can't assuage temptation
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 Hey, Man of Science with your perfect rules of measure
 Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
 Hey, Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?
 Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
 And I wanna conquer the world
 Give all the idiots a brand-new religion
 Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
 Promote equality in all of my decisions
 With a quick wink of the eye
 And a "God, you must be joking"
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 Hey, Mr, Diplomat with your worldly aspirations
 Did you see your children cry when you left them at the station?
 Hey, Moral Soldier, you've got righteous proclamation
 And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations
 And I wanna conquer the world
 Give all the idiots a brand-new religion
 Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness, and toil
 Promote equality in all of my decisions
 I want to conquer the world
 Expose the culprits, and feed 'em to the children
 Do away with air pollution, and then I'll save the whales
 We'll have peace on Earth and global communion
 I wanna conquer the world
 I want to conquer the world
 I wanna conquer the world
 I want to conquer the world