Animals Parody

I've been a pop star for a long time.
 People's sexiest man alive
 Now it's time for me to be seen as a massive creep
 That's why in this video I look like a sick pedo
 And why I'm stalking a lady like she is fresh meat
 My beard's gross
 This video's all about me
 Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen
 I'm showing off my abs and all of my tattoos
 I've done commercials bout acne
 I've got a show on NBC
 It is time that I show you what else I can do
 Yea
 I can stand in rain in a hoodie
 I can develop photography
 I can hump pretend hunks of meat
 I can act totally crazy
 I can take pictures on my smart phone
 I can smear blood on my hot muscles
 This is just like "American Psycho"
 Oh!
 How do I make my voice so high?
 Breaks the windows every time.
 I use helium I inhale it from these balloons
 When I sing it songs like the cry of a dog about to die
 That's why animals always show up to my shows
 Go away!
 This is the part I act real nuts and cover myself in raw meat guts
 Guess he forgot we're in the band too – d! ck! I look so good it's all about me
 I am the one fans wanna see
 I'm damn sick of Adam's attitude
 This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1
 Even though now there are 6 of us
 No one even knows who we are
 Adam you're always the damn star
 Nobody wants to watch this weird shit
 Of course they do especially this
 Check it out now he's acting like a wolf owooooo
 Seriously Adam!? You didn't tell me you were going to pour blood all over me?
 Maroon 5, more like moron 5 – oh... You're ruining our reputation
 This video's disgusting
 No it's artistic
 It's just sick
 We're tired of this shit
 What the hell are you doing guys?
 Don't worry it's a surprise
 That's totally fine as long as I get more screen time
 Oh you will!
 I don't know why why why why
 You tied me up I'm scared I'm too pretty to die die die
 No no no!
 We won't kill you buy you might want to commit suicide after what we have in mind
 No no no!
 And now it's time that we give you a taste of your own medicine by making you @ss listen to your own voice!