As Long As I'm Barfing

My girl doesn't love me
 Her new love is 1D
 I'm under pressure
 I puked at my show now my girl prefers One Direction
 Was a belieber
 But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection
 She wants to
 Bang Harry
 Why doesn't she wanna bang me
 Doesn't she know that I got swag
 Girl, why don't love me?
 I'm better than 1D
 Even though I threw up at my last live show
 And what's with your daddy
 He's extremley scary
 I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat
 OMG that's Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
 Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-
 HARRY FROM 1D!
 We had sex sex sex sex sex and she told me that she hates you
 right after she she she she she blew me I'm sorry
 Is my run over
 Everywhere I go my fans all turned in against me
 Yes, I'm a poser
 But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your jeep
 What about, all you guys
 You're my dancers, you must be on my side
 Sorry, but we prefer boy bands
 Guys, please do not leave me
 You gotta Belieb me
 I'm better than 1D
 I'm telling the truth
 Did you just say Belieb
 That's totally corny
 Plus One Direction doesn't lip sync and puke
 But I am so swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
 swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-
 swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
 Can't you see
 Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
 I fucking hate 1D