Booty Parody

Here's another shitty song about booty
 No thought went into this crap it's just booty
 It's so bad the title should have been "Doodie"
 Makes "Anaconda" seem like
 A masterpiece
 It's pitiful
 My new single
 Is just one more mindless bore
 About butts this is getting old
 I am a mother
 I should know better
 Than to star in soft porn
 Showing off my ancient keister
 I was once the hottest young diva
 Now I'm old and desperate to stay on the pop charts
 So I asked this weird transvestite from Australia
 To be in this because she's popular
 (Why is this albino famous?)
 This is the lamest song yet about booty
 Literally the whole vid is just booty
 It's pathetic what your ladies are doing
 Portraying women as nothing more than sex crazed meat!
 I'm so shallow
 That I actually
 Took out an insurance
 Policy on my huge tushy
 For twenty seven
 Million dólares
 Makes my ass
 Worth more cash
 Than P. Diddy made of Biggie
 Now I will cover my ass in lube
 And thrust up and down like I am seizuring
 I'll do anything to get cheat YouTube views
 That's why I act like I'm eighteen when I'm fifty
 (Please don't let my children see this)
 My big booty starring in a new movie
 Taught my booty how to play "Call of Duty"
 Smoke a doobie with my giant fat booty
 In my booty I keep my ex Ben
 (Someone help me!)
 Another song about big booty
 It's sad and pathetic for sure
 But I did it 'cause I've like this old dame since
 She danced on "In Living Color"
 She's still a pretty sexy lady
 Even though she pushed out a few babies
 She got a few gray pubes but that ain't
 Nothing can't be fixed with Brazilian shaving
 Yahhnabahhhnabiday yongnabadahijay
 Ain't no point saying words no ones listening anyway
 Can't hide the fact that this is utter crap
 Might as well fart the rest of this awful rap
 Hey check out J. Lo
 Ain't that Nicki Minaj's fat ass?
 The three biggest butts in music
 Time to join forces we'll rule the charts
 Six big fat ass cheeks with so much power and might
 We are the Illuminati of booty
 I am Iggy
 I am J. Lo
 I'm Nicki
 From this day forward we'll rule by committee
 Making sure pop music always stays shitty
 That way we will always be on top winning