Break Free Parody

This video is the ultimate nerd fantasy
 The only thing missing is a Darth Vader sex scene
 I was a children's TV star
 Now I want to be a mature artist
 I'm not just for kids anymore
 Nowadays Big Sean gets a piece of this
 That's right
 I'm dating the rapper you saw in the video I did before (boning) a black guy to break free
 My good girl image was a bore
 This song sounds like Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream"
 I copy shit you've heard before
 "This Kiss" by Carly Rae Jepsen
 I ripped off that song even more
 I am getting undressed in zero gravity it's obvious that I am just laying on a green screen yea
 My show on Nickelodeon never would of let me shoot missile boobs
 Now I show so much of my hot skin
 Most people think they are watching Redtube
 This is the part in every dance video we dee the DJ turn some knobs
 I'm just pretending to do things this is playing off my iPod
 Hey b#tch not only did you rip off my song you took my projectile boob move
 I'll teach you to steal from Katy
 You skinny dumb breast shooting noob
 You're just jealous that I'm younger and hotter plus my voice is better than yours
 Russell Brand was smart to leave you
 Now you are gonna hear me roar!
 Hold up nobody shoots cream at my baby unless it is your boy Big Sean
 Prepare to feel the wrath of my massive projectile dong!